pizza and kitties

whaddya wanna know?   Hello, my name is Allie, and I'm easily satisfied by funny things, food, and nature.

taco-bell-rey:

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

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shutupvevo:

"everything that kills me makes me feel alive"

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lesbiancutie:

she wears short skirts i wear nuclear radiation proof body suits 

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the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

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eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

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